LPB Britwit   Only Fools and Horses

Tuesdays at 10:00 PM

Photo: Only Fools and Horses This new series tells the story of wheeler-dealer Del Trotter (David Jason) and his kind-hearted and often maligned brother Rodney Nicholas Lyndhurst). The Trotter Brothers hope to hit the big deal that will get them out of public housing and into the good life. Terribly impressed with his own skill as an operator, Del has tried everything from selling second hand cars to three tons of scrap lead without a whole lot of success. Rodney is more interested in finding a girlfriend than becoming a titan of commerce.



Episode Descriptions:

Series One:

1. Big Brother
After flogging one-legged turkeys from the back of a three-wheeled van, Del's sure he's onto a winner with Trig's consignment of Old English vinyl briefcases. How can his brother Rodney even think of abandoning the high-flying world of trading for a real job?

2. Go West Young Man
Rodney's depressed. His mate Mickey Pearce has moved in on his bird -- Monica of the fat thighs -- and life isn't exactly a social whirl. Del has the solution -- they'll all be millionaires in a year. Cue his smooth friend Boycie and a very dodgy deal.

3. Cash and Curry
Del's swooping in on a deal of a lifetime -- it could keep them in Pilau rice forever. All he has to do is get hold of a poxy statue. Trobule is, he hasn't reckoned on a touch of gang warfare.

4. The Second Time Around
Del's rekindled passion with an old flame Pauline and it looks like wedding bells are in the air again. Rodney's not so thrilled after what happened to her first two husbands.

5. A Slow Bus to Chingford
Del has a dream: the Trotter corporate skyscraper, rising majestically against the Peckham skyline. It's time for the latest moneymaking scam, Trotter's Ethnic Tours.

6. The Russians are Coming
The threat of nuclear war looms over Peckham. What will become of the Nag's Head if the Russians attack? One thing is guaranteed: the Trotters will be sitting pretty in their DIY bomb shelter.

Series Two:

7. The Long Legs of the Law
Streuth! Rodders besmirching the good reputation of the Trotter family by dating a policewoman! What does he expect Del and Granddad to make of this?

8. Ashes to Ashes
Del's busy trying to sell Trig's gran's genuine antique urns. Trouble is, one of them is Trig's Granddad's last resting place!

9. A Losing Streak
Del and Boycie are set to play the biggest poker game Peckham's ever seen. But what exactly has Boycie got up his sleeve?

10. No Greater Love
Rodney's got himself a bird at last! Unfortunately she's no spring chicken and her jailbird husband is about to be released.

11. The Yellow Peril
Del's got himself a job painting a Chinese restaurant. But is he wise to get some help from Rodney 'Leonardo' Trotter?

12. It Never Rains
The Trotter family holiday abroad is underway when Granddad runs into a bit of trouble with the Spanish Police -- something about the Spanish Civil War.

13. A Touch of Glass
Del introduces the Dresden-collecting aristocracy to some prime North Korean porcelain and to his chandelier-cleaning service.

Series Three:

14. Homesick
Delboy uses Rodney's election as chairman of the local tenants' association to plot a move to ground floor accommodation.

15. Healthy Competition
Rodney breaks up the Trotter partnership to go it alone -- with Mickey Pierce! Does Mickey's trip to the Costas mean that the duo are opening a Spanish branch already?

16. Friday the 14th
The Trotters visit Devon for a weekend's fishing ('No Salmon!'). They soon get involved with an escaped 'psycho' from the local mental hospital.

17. Yesterday Never Comes
Delboy falls for posh tart Miranda, when she comes to vbiew a 'Queen Anne Cabinet.' But Miranda is more interested in the painting that the boys' Gran lifted from her art dealer employer.

18. May the Force be With You
D.I. Slater (The Slag) is on the track of a stolen microwave oven and it appears as though Delboy is in the frame.

19. Wanted
Rodney is on the run after he as accused of being the 'Peckham Pouncer.' And where is that fragrant smell, wafting through the ventilation ducts of Nelson Mandela House, coming from?

20. Who's A Pretty Boy?
Delboy arranges for Rodney & Granddad to redecorate Denzil & Corrinnes' flat. What is Corrinne going to say when she finds out that her canary is brown bread?

Series Four:

21. Happy Returns
Rodney's in love with Debbie from the news agents. Could this mean the end of his dirty magazine fetish? Trouble is she's only 19 and 19 1/2 years ago Del was pretty friendly with her mum.

22. Strained Relations
After Granddad's funeral, Delboy & Rodney are surprised to find that his brother, Uncle Albert, has moved in with them -- bringing his nautical nightmares.

23. Hole in One
The Trotters are potless so Uncle Albert comes to the rescue by having an 'accident' with the open cellar door of the Nag's head.

24. It's Only Rock 'N' Roll
Rodney is the drumless drummer in Mental Mickey's band, 'A Bunch of Wallies'. Delboy takes on the job of manager, getting them an abortive St. Paddy's night gig at The Shamrock Club.

25. Sleeping Dog's Lie
Del's on to a great money-making shceme -- looking after Boycie and Marlene's new puppy Dukie for a steal at GBP60 a week. Then Dukie falls victim to Salmonella poisoning.

26. Watching the Girls Go By
Del sets Rodney up with a date, but when she gets to the do at the Nag's Head she makes Rodney wish he hadn't agreed.

27. As One Door Closes
When Delboy's hooky 'louvry' door deal, financed with Denzil's redundancy money, falls through, the boys attempt to repay him by catching a rare butterfly.

Series Five:

28. From Prussia With Love
When a German damsel turns up in the Nag's Head she's definitely in distres -- and nine months pregnant at that. Rodney's all beer and sympathy but Del's got an idea. Could this be the answer to Boycie and Marlene's dreams of a child?

29. The Miracle of Peckham
Delboy gets religion (or is he just on the make?) when the Madonna at the local church is seen to shed tears. But why does she only cry when it's raining and where did that lead in Del's garage come from?

30. The Longest Night
A burglar makes a daring raid on the local supermarket just as Del and family are out buying their weekly French stick. What's worse, Del sold him a bum watch down the local market.

31. Tea For Three
Del's tampered with the sunbed controls and Rodney's seeing red -- literally. His face is done to a turn. He'll hardly wow Trigger's niece, Lisa, with his handsome good looks now, which leaves the way pretty clear for Del himself.

32. Video Nasty
Rodney is hired by the Council to make a local community film, and Del soon steps in to help, unable to resist the chance to make a quick profit. But then he realizes that he has become the unwitting star of a 'naughty' home video.

33. Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
Delboy gets a chance to make a new start (and to become a millionaire) in Austrailia -- fronting Jumbo Mill's used car business.

Christmas Specials:

1981: Christmas Crackers
It's anthracite roast potatoes and green stuff all 'round -- Granddad's cooking Christmas dinner! Trouble is, Rodney's in danger of dying of boredom. Then the glittering attractions of the Monte Carlo Club beckon.

1982: Diamonds are For Heather
It's Yule time in Peckham and Del's fallen hook, line and sinker for the lovely Heather. His only trouble is to sort out what he can give her for Christmas.

1983: Thicker than Water
It's Christmas Day at Nelson Mandela House, and Del and Rodney's dad is back, 18 years after walking out, suffering from a hereditary blood disorder. 'Some people get wise men bearing gifts. We get a Wally with a disease!'


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